{"id":513,"date":"2008-12-18T11:43:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T10:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/?p=513"},"modified":"2008-12-18T13:24:26","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T12:24:26","slug":"a-little-weihnachtsgedicht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/a-little-weihnachtsgedicht\/","title":{"rendered":"A little Weihnachtsgedicht"},"content":{"rendered":"

When the snow falls wunderbar,
\nand the children happy are.
\nWhen the Glatteis on the street,
\nand we all a Gl\u00fchwein need.
\nThen you know, es ist soweit.
\nshe is here, the Weihnachtszeit.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
\nweil die people fahren jetzt.
\n<\/span><\/span>All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
\nkriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
\n<\/span>Shopping hirnverbrannte things,
\nand the Christmasglocke rings.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mother in the kitchen bakes,
\nSchoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks.
\n<\/span><\/span>Daddy in the Nebenraum,
\nschmucks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum.
\n<\/span><\/span>He is hanging off the balls,
\nthen he from the Leiter falls.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Finaly the Kinderlein,
\nto the Zimmer kommen rein.
\n<\/span><\/span>And it sings the family
\nschauerlich: „Oh, Christmastree!“
\nAnd then jeder in the house,
\nis packing the Geschenke aus.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mama finds unter the Tanne,
\neine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne.
\n<\/span><\/span>Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
\neverybody does frohlocken.
\nPresident speaks in TV,
\nall around is Harmonie.
\nBis mother in the kitchen runs.
\nim Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
\nAnd so comes die Feuerwehr,
\nwith Tatti, tata daher.
\nAnd they bring a long, long Schlauch
\nand a long, long Leiter auch.
\nAnd they schrei – „Wasser marsch!“,<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\nChristmas now is in the Arsch.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Gl\u00fchwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit. Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke … <\/p>\n

\u201eA little Weihnachtsgedicht\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemeines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":516,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions\/516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hopadikiks.ch\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}